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[ FUCK HE THOUGHT HE DODGED THIS. ]

i haven't had time, to be honest, between schoolwork and work at the station. that, and my public image behests availability

you work too hard. i had plenty of time when i was in school.

[........]

didn't go on any but you get the idea.

[ ....... wow. junpei why. ]

there's plenty of time for that when i'm older, after all. who knows where my career will take me.

[this is friendship? have this great friend talk with him.]

maybe you can take anemone out.

that's a joke, she'd eat you alive. no offense.

[ please don't ever make that joke again. ever. he's finally found a human being he tolerates enough to room with. don't complicate it. ]

i hardly think either of us would be interested in that.

she spends most of her meals at the station, regardless.

[she's nice!! but she would seriously eat you alive, my dude.]

okay, okay. don't get defensive. you only had to say no.

[ it'd end in blood on both sides, okay. ]

are you that interested in my dating life?

it won't kill me if you tell me to get lost, but i thought we were friends by now. i told you about my thing, and everything.

[ "YOUR THING" ]

if what you've told me is "everything", i'm almost disappointed.

[hey don't]

oh now you're curious? well i've been on more dinner dates than you, for starters.

[ FASCINATING.... ]

have they all been blind?

[ HE'S NOT EVEN SORRY FOR THIS BLIP IN HIS PERFECT PLEASANTNESS. ]

[why are you the way that you are as a person]

technically, i guess. is this you trying to make fun of me?

[ people hurt him. ]

of course not.
i'm simply curious if there's a correlation between sight and success.

[ yes yes he is making fun of you. ]

[DAMN..........]

i'll have you know i'm a solid 7/10. at least.

[ ...... he's not touching that. ]

correlation doesn't necessarily mean causation.

then i guess sight/success doesn't matter. nice one.

[ ...... uh-huh. ]

so your roommate really said yes to a date based on your interactions alone?

[ read: junpei is objectively attractive and maybe that saves him from being a complete undateable idiot. ]

[.........Junpei cleverly skips the part where nobody said "hey let's go on a date" in this relationship, shh.]

like i said, 7/10.

are you factoring in your charming wit?

[ he hopes the dryness of his tone is conveyed through text. ]

you don't think i'm witty? i'm hilarious.

[ha......ha]

you're awfully modest, too.

[ HAHA. ]

what can i say? i'm having a pretty okay week. i think that merits a little bragging.

[unless you want to hear about his horrible backstory, my dude....]

don't let me stop you, in that case.

[ .... will he actually read that as not-sarcastic??? ]

[have you met Junpei]

well... you already know the best part. [the date part. he's a baby.]

beat me in a contest of jokes and then you can make fun of me.

[ no who's junpei????? ]

i'll pass, if you don't mind. there need only be one joker amongst us.

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coolerjunpei - 2017-09-14 18:49 (UTC) - Expand