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[jurisdick]

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[jurisdick]

[ people hurt him. ]

of course not.
i'm simply curious if there's a correlation between sight and success.

[ yes yes he is making fun of you. ]

[coolerjunpei]

[DAMN..........]

i'll have you know i'm a solid 7/10. at least.

[jurisdick]

[ ...... he's not touching that. ]

correlation doesn't necessarily mean causation.

[coolerjunpei]

then i guess sight/success doesn't matter. nice one.

[jurisdick]

[ ...... uh-huh. ]

so your roommate really said yes to a date based on your interactions alone?

[ read: junpei is objectively attractive and maybe that saves him from being a complete undateable idiot. ]

[coolerjunpei]

[.........Junpei cleverly skips the part where nobody said "hey let's go on a date" in this relationship, shh.]

like i said, 7/10.

[jurisdick]

are you factoring in your charming wit?

[ he hopes the dryness of his tone is conveyed through text. ]

[coolerjunpei]

you don't think i'm witty? i'm hilarious.

[ha......ha]

[jurisdick]

you're awfully modest, too.

[ HAHA. ]

[coolerjunpei]

what can i say? i'm having a pretty okay week. i think that merits a little bragging.

[unless you want to hear about his horrible backstory, my dude....]

[jurisdick]

don't let me stop you, in that case.

[ .... will he actually read that as not-sarcastic??? ]

[coolerjunpei]

[have you met Junpei]

well... you already know the best part. [the date part. he's a baby.]

beat me in a contest of jokes and then you can make fun of me.

[jurisdick]

[ no who's junpei????? ]

i'll pass, if you don't mind. there need only be one joker amongst us.

[coolerjunpei]

but you don't even think i'm funny. i'm getting mixed messages, here...