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[jurisdick]

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[jurisdick]

[ junpei is truly a remarkable creature. ]

i wasn't aware that you needed a bar to get intoxicated.
don't you have things at the place you're staying?

[coolerjunpei]

[Yeah he's trying his best, thanks for noticing.]

nope. roommate isn't a fan. maybe because i tried to climb the inn last time? search me.

[jurisdick]

[ noticed and noted. ♥ ]

you didn't seem like the type to cave in to others. i suppose that's very admirable of you.

[coolerjunpei]

[Don't make it weird!!]

he's a pain in the ass if he doesn't get his way. i don't know about "admirable"....

[jurisdick]

[ would you prefer i make a lewd joke about pains in asses? ]

then i won't call you it.

either way, you seem quite resourceful. i'm surprised you haven't found a way to sleep.

[coolerjunpei]

[spoiler alert.....]

it's not that bad. speak for yourself, anyway. you don't have 3 jobs to do now.

[jurisdick]

[ WOW? ]

three jobs? that's certainly ambitious of you, junpei.

[coolerjunpei]

[don't start]

no, that's you. back home, right? mr. junior detective and everything else. my job's making toast and sweeping sometimes.

[jurisdick]

[ presses unpause. ]

only sometimes sweeping?
if you're making toast, that's a bit unhygienic, don't you think?

[coolerjunpei]

[no.......]

only if toast gets dumped all over the floor. i'm not that incompetent.

[jurisdick]

[ TOO LATE. ]

are you sure?

[ MAYBE HE'S JOKING. ]

[coolerjunpei]

[this dude?]

i'm totally sure. my floors are spotless.

[jurisdick]

[ gotta go fast. ]

then why do you need to sweep?

[coolerjunpei]

[now Junpei is the one with regrets??]

maybe i'm sweeping other people's floors. you don't know for sure.

[jurisdick]

that's a hard shake, in that case. to go from detective to janitor.

[coolerjunpei]

can't say i agree. i'm doing pretty alright for myself like this, for now.

[jurisdick]

for now.
do you think that's about to change?

[ hello, please lay down i am your therapist for this fine 3am chat. ]

[coolerjunpei]

[this dude x2??]

maybe i'll do even better for myself. it's not like being a detective was my dream and now it's gone. is that what your problem is?

[jurisdick]

[ please reference this. ]

how do you mean? i'm afraid i'm not following.

[coolerjunpei]

[don't fucking meme me here]

i'm not a detective, you're not a detective... is this one of those things where it's not me, it's secretly you?

[jurisdick]

[ is this better? ]

i never said it was my dream. it's merely an interesting hobby.

[coolerjunpei]

[that's better]

it sucks. i'm having a great time being a janitor. we prefer "custodian," just so you know.

[jurisdick]

i considered that, actually.
but then contemplated the many meanings of the word.
janitor is much more limited in its uses.

[ is that a burn? ]

[coolerjunpei]

it's not your job. i get to pick the word, and custodian won by a landslight.

[landslight. he doesn't know.]

[jurisdick]

i wasn't aware that we got to pick our own titles. that's very progressive.

[ he's not going to tell him. but he's snickering to himself. sorry, junpei. ]