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[this.....guy??]

seriously? weather small talk? what about your roommate or something?

[Junpei thinks she's great, for the record.]

[ LISTEN.... ]

she's fine.
there's nothing worthy of an extensive conversation about.
we keep to ourselves.

[ WHEN THEY AREN'T TEXTING. from the other room. about junpei. ]

[don't tell him that, you brats.]

oh. well that's something. she's alright to hang out with.

are you dating?
she hasn't mentioned that.

[ ALSO A JOKE. he's not usually one for light jabs, but junpei's reactions entertain him far too much. ]

wait what? she's like 16! no way.

[dude???? dude among dudes, what the hell.]

i hang out with you. are we dating? nooo way.

[ listen, kurusu romances doctors and fortune-tellers and teachers alike. he's skeptical. ]

we aren't? my poor heart.
i'm devastated.

[ if texts had tones, this one would be read in the most up-lifted lilt to ever exist. ]

[Akechi look into your heart and ask yourself if Junpei is that cool? he's not that cool.]

we can still be friends, but i'm definitely breaking up with you.

over text?
i heard that's rather taboo nowadays.

[ ... you're right. junpei is the opposite of cool. ]

[he can and will text message break up. that's aligned to his personal brand.]

what can i say? i march to the beat of my own drum. a break up drum.

i see.
no wonder it wasn't going to work out.
i only date guitarists.

[ what kind of fabricated world is this???? ]

you, mooning over someone with a guitar? i don't see it.

[ .... mooning ... ]

it's swooning.

what? no it's not. people say mooning all the time.

go ahead and ask your housemates what it means, then.
i'm sure it'd be entertaining.

i only have one and i'm not waking him up to ask him to make fun of me. maybe some other time. guess it's going to be mooning until then.

well, it's certainly the correct time of night for that.

[ ... a -- joke. ]

i'm not waking him up to show him my ass either. even if he could see it.

[why is this happening]

.... is he blind?

yeah. super blind. the whole none yards.

[ .... ]

how has he managed here so far?

[ why is he so interested... ]

Edited 2017-08-18 23:40 (UTC)

[why IS he so interested... is it creepy, Akechi? is it going to be weird?]

pretty good. he's good at pretty much everything anyway, though. why?

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