[because he knows 3 people he'd consider asking and Anemone would roast him alive and Gaius is basically a choir boy... Akechi is the least of 3 evils??]
you mean like a blind date? i guess technically, half of it is.
[HA......JOKES]
i've got all that knowing stuff down, but i need ideas.
[ that's fair. akechi knows like three people as well and he'd never ask any of them something like that. .... well, junpei would be entertaining to ask. so maybe they're on the same page. somehow. ]
i see.
[ UNLIKE YOUR DATE. ]
it usually depends on what the other person likes. most people would enjoy a dinner and a walk, but some people prefer something more engaging like dancing.
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can i ask you about something? it's not a riddle.
is it 2am
i suppose so, yes. i can't promise i'll have an answer.
[ this oughta be good. ]
PROBABLY NOT ok!!!!
alright but you're on a strict one joke limit and after that you can't make fun of me.
[because Junpei is an adult, see? yes.]
so have you ever been on a date? and i'm not trying to ask you out so don't make it weird.
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what do you want to know about them?
[ he's side-stepping that question. ]
though i suppose i should first ask: do you know the other person? or is this an arrangement?
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you mean like a blind date? i guess technically, half of it is.
[HA......JOKES]
i've got all that knowing stuff down, but i need ideas.
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i see.
[ UNLIKE YOUR DATE. ]
it usually depends on what the other person likes. most people would enjoy a dinner and a walk, but some people prefer something more engaging like dancing.
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i already do dinner and a walk. most people have to eat regularly.
[are you ready for this next one-] what's a good dance for someone who can't see?
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oh my god.
what the fuck???? ]
so it's your roommate, then?
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that doesn't answer my question but yeah.
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[ he's probably reading off an article or something. ]
a waltz is particularly easy. it's more about rhythm than sight.
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[but Snake is a big nerd who probably knows all about that shit... the real question is what's a good dance for an idiot.]
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but i suppose you're capable of a waltz. it's a simple set of steps.
[ yup. ]
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[so.......]
you've never been on a date, have you?
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[ HAH. ]
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prrrobably not. don't dodge the question.
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i haven't had time, to be honest, between schoolwork and work at the station. that, and my public image behests availability
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[........]
didn't go on any but you get the idea.
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there's plenty of time for that when i'm older, after all. who knows where my career will take me.
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maybe you can take anemone out.
that's a joke, she'd eat you alive. no offense.
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i hardly think either of us would be interested in that.
she spends most of her meals at the station, regardless.
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okay, okay. don't get defensive. you only had to say no.
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are you that interested in my dating life?
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if what you've told me is "everything", i'm almost disappointed.
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oh now you're curious? well i've been on more dinner dates than you, for starters.
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